Monday, October 09, 2006!
she wrote; MRT IRRITANTS
Often, when we board a train everyday to school or for work, we encounter the most LUDICROUS piece of event. Which is, however, being block at the exit by some inconsiderate people. So what are we gonna do about it? Well, this is why you should read the revelant ideas or ways listed below.
HOW DO WE GET RID OF THOSE MRT IRRITANTS BLOCKING THE EXIT/ENTRANCE OF THE TRAIN?
#1. Use the magic word.Say "please" or "excuse me" politely with those innocent and pitiful "dog-eyes". #2. Step on their foot with your heels. Ladies, take a bow. Continue stepping or aiming on their toes till they budge. So, go get those heels GIRLS. A cowboy boots would be best.#3. Before the door even opens, you start staring at them with those buldging eyes of yours. It kinda work if you have a death stare like Mandy's. So train those pair of charming eyes of yours now!#4. Shout on the top of your voice.
A loud "Wa lao!" or "Scram!" would be best. You may be suprised how it really works.#5. Indirectly point out their mistakes.Say, "Aiyorh! People nowadays just wouldn't make way. How inconsiderate! Blocking my way!"#6. Make that "TSK" sound.
This really works for people pf all ages. Onces that powerful sound is out, people tend to pay more attention to the rudeness of your tone than the polite "Please" or "excuse me".
#7. BURP in their ears or faces.Please, think twice before doing this especially my fellow species. It's kind of disgusting#8. Shout some COLOURFUL languageOKAY, guys, make this the last resort ok? You wouldn't want everyone staring.So, advices and ways have been given to you! Make the best out of it ok?